Honestly, just die

"Hey get a picture of me slapping Stacy with my hand that I just wiped my ass with".  She loves it.

Asian "gangsters"

I am a self loathing Asian and pictures like this make me sick.  

Asians, listen closely: YOU ARE NOT GANGSTERS.  Wearing baggy clothes to cover up your skinny and completely nonthreatening Asian body is not going to intimidate anyone.  Throwing up gang signs and doing the "hugging myself" pose (wtf is that shit anyway) only drives our women further into the hands of white dudes.  

Godammit guys, Asians are meek.  The majority of us (and everyone in the above pictures) are short, thin, and have probably never been in any kind of serious confrontation.  So please, cut this poser shit out and stop embarassing my people.  Get a hobby or something. 

If you have anything to say in your defense other than the predictable "who da fuk do u think u talkn 2 lik dat" and "u dont kno me who da fuk is you comin up in mah shyt disrepectilatin me" Myspace fabrications, I'd like to hear it.  

The sorority secret: power in numbers

At first glance this seems like an attractive group of young female humans.  On a scale of 1 to 10, a male admirer might assign this group an overall average of 7 or 8.  However, upon closer inspection, it's fairly easy to detect several fatties, a large number of uggos, and even a few fuggos.  If I were to rate each girl on the 1-10 scale and take the average rating, I would probably end up with something like 4 or 5.  

This is called the group attractiveness phenomenon.  See figure one below, where the x axis represents "individual attractiveness" and the y axis represents "need to be in a group."  

As you can see, ugly girls feel more of a need to be part of a group.  Large numbers confuse the eye so that the casual observer sees a more attractive whole than the sum of its parts.  

I'm not saying that all large groups of women are ugly, just be careful next time you're checking one out. 

WASSAAAAAAAP

"My tongue is the most attractive part of me; it's longer than my penis and it has more hair than the top of my head.  That's why I pull it out at every photo opportunity. "

Nude Bros, cont.

As an attractive and frustrated schoolgirl, I can't help but wish that the straight guys at UCLA were half as hot, built, and Jewish as the gay ones.