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Give me attention

If you remember from this post, I said that I would make my fortune in Westwood by opening up a Facebook profile picture studio.  In this studio, I would take ridiculous pictures of girls wearing too much make up getting blasted in the face by a large fan and then sell them the pictures by saying "Paying me a lot of money for a Facebook picture is smart."

I thought I was kidding.

I will say this though: finally, for once, we have some hot attention whoring on TOS.  

Jumping? What is the point?

He looks retarded.  Does he think by getting a shot of him in mid-air it will look like he has levitation powers? That he can fly?  That he is actually a cool guy and people shouldn't overlook him just because he wears cargo shorts in public?

Erectile Confusion

We've all seen girls do this with a hot dog or a popsicle or just about any phallus shaped food, but the pine cone is a new one.  Either these young ladies are virgins who have never laid eyes on a mammalian penis (unlikely), or every guy they've been with has spiked genitalia (far more likely).  

Pledge Group Sex

These guys are all trying super hard to conceal their boners.  But the dark haired kid in the green shirt just couldn't hold back.  Luckily the kid facing camera is the only one that has noticed.

By the way if your dicks touch, even through clothes, it counts as sex.

I've never really watched a Rugby match.

But I'm starting to think there isn't enough beer or weed or hideous dresses in the world that could make this game interesting.  I mean what kind of sport takes really ugly men, dresses them up in women's clothing, and makes them grope each other while trying to fetch a retarded football?