Thursday, January 8, 2009

Evolution at it's saddest



This is one of those horrible instances of mutual ancestry where one branch of the familial tree evolves into graceful and elegant greyhounds, and they other branch evolves into pudgy, groundhole-dwelling corgies. Or we can extrapolate according to the principles of "Intelligent Design", where the obvious conclusion is that an intelligent, aesthetically-skilled God hates some of us.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

Undie Cheer

If you're gonna be a douche bag and show off how strong you are, you should at least hold up a hot chick. And not pull your underwear into your butt.

Tuesday, January 6, 2009

Ruining the first photo of 2009

The middle four girls are actually coordinated right down to the shoes.  I don't know what happened to the other three that night other than they decided they couldn't be in a photo just by themselves.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Retarded Mid Air Jump Pictures


Retarded Mid Air Jump Photos is a new category here.  This picture illustrates the "mid air jump" part well but not so much the "retarded" part because the dude seems to be at some geyser which is pretty cool actually.  More of these please.

Also I'm supposed to give a shout out to some guys named Will and Chris with this post. So... there you go.

Sunday, January 4, 2009

Revisiting Girls and Guns

If she ever finds herself in a real life or death shootout, her opponent will have a difficult time getting a clear shot at her heart.  Her protective chest pieces will bounce around and expose her heart for split seconds at a time like some sort of sexy put-put obstacle. 

New Year's Resolution

A lot of people decide to improve their health and fitness at the beginning of each year.  But a lot of people are also really lazy and figure their sun burn and finger nails are just as good.