Siamese twins

It looks like they're joined at the hips...and at the bewbs.  

I started thinking about what it would be like to do the nasty with a pair of (cute) siamese twins.  Ideas started spinning around in my head...some are glorious, some are frightening, some are downright disgusting.  I'll spare you guys the dirty details, but I made a short pro/con list to sleeping with siamese twins. 

Pros:

-two vaginas

-one could feed you while the other is sexing you

-two vaginas

-instead of a hot girl sandwhich you could make like a hot girl taco or something (and you're the beef (and your penis is also the beef))

-two vaginas

Cons: 

-the boob where they are conjoined is probaby giant or deformed or something

-it would be really weird if one shaves and the other doesn't

-only two arms.  that might make you feel like you're banging a huge fatty with four legs instead of siamese twins in a steamy three-way (I bet you've never heard those words in that order before)