It could be worse...

No date for Valentine's day?  It could be worse.  You could be dating a retard.  Let's play spot the retard!

Hard to tell in this one.

Ur doin it rong dood, the batz r suposed to go the other way.  Also, i thinkz we stuck. 

Or you could be this guy.  Alone and retarded. 

Whatever your story is, don't beg to get laid like this guy's doing.  

Happy shameful Valentine's Day.