Friday, February 6, 2009

Asian "gangsters"

I am a self loathing Asian and pictures like this make me sick.  




Asians, listen closely: YOU ARE NOT GANGSTERS.  Wearing baggy clothes to cover up your skinny and completely nonthreatening Asian body is not going to intimidate anyone.  Throwing up gang signs and doing the "hugging myself" pose (wtf is that shit anyway) only drives our women further into the hands of white dudes.  

Godammit guys, Asians are meek.  The majority of us (and everyone in the above pictures) are short, thin, and have probably never been in any kind of serious confrontation.  So please, cut this poser shit out and stop embarassing my people.  Get a hobby or something. 

If you have anything to say in your defense other than the predictable "who da fuk do u think u talkn 2 lik dat" and "u dont kno me who da fuk is you comin up in mah shyt disrepectilatin me" Myspace fabrications, I'd like to hear it.  

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

agreed. though, there are ones that ARE threatening, and we certainly arent wearing baggy clothing to cover it up. we show that shit off :)

Anonymous said...

dude they look so threatening, they are the reason i stay away from kerkhoff steps... they might hug themselves at me. haha

you're right though. i'd rather date a skinny nerdy white boy with pants higher than his grandma's than these guys.

Anonymous said...

You obviously haven't met the Korean mafia

Anonymous said...

fucking hilarious. i couldn't agree more.

Anonymous said...

i kinda doubt that the korean mafia goes to ucla

Anonymous said...

pleazze keep those asain girls coming to me... :)
thanks posers...

Anonymous said...

word.

Anonymous said...

I hate how they breakdance...

Anonymous said...

you live in the LA area and say asians are meek?
lol what an idiot