The reBROductive cycle

Please read in a British accent.

By the dim light of the setting sun, the two bros crawl cautiously from the safety of the water onto dry land.  

As day gives way to dusk, the mating dance begins.  The well practiced bro performs the dance on his head and hands so as to more prominently display his genitalia.  By spreading his legs high in the air, he signals that he is ready to accept a suitor.  

As night falls, the beach is filled with the cries of courting bros.  The morning sun will reveal nests of bro eggs scattered all over the beach.  After hatching, the juvenile bros inhabit the beach for several days, dressed by their parents in Quicksilver board shorts and DC shoes and nourished by sweet Monster Energy Drink.

When they are old enough to leave, some will go to college and become frat bros, others will drink cheap American beer to excess and die.  Nontheless, enough survivors will come back to the beach (the lazy ones will go to the Sunset Canyon Rec Center) and reproduce again, completing the circle of life.   

Two bros at their natural mating ground: the beach.