Saturday, January 24, 2009

How to be a bitch

This girl needs a serious lesson on how toilets work. I hate it when my girlfriend's aren't house broken. 

But let's be serious for a moment: whenever a girl/date says "I have to go to the bathroom" in a crowded club or bar and then never returns because the line is ridiculously long... It must be because bitches like this decide the (handicapped) stall is their private VIP room where they can drink and chat without being disturbed.   

I'd feel a little better if I thought she overpaid for that fancy watered down cocktail, but she probably tricked me into it somehow.

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