Pick any of the captions below, they're all pretty much the same:
"Guess what, I sucked off a Blue Man after the show."
"Bukkake? They should call it BLUkkake!"
"I guess 'autograph' translates to 'cockslap' in Bluemanese."
"I thought I was giving a blowjob to just one of them, but then all three circled around me like in one of those dirty Japanese movies. Now excuse me, I need to get a wet towel...wait, what?? It's blue?! No fucking way!"
"So I was donating my life savings to my local orphanage when the guy painting my mural on the wall slipped and his bucket of paint went careening into the crowd so I jumped in front of a bunch of orphans and puppies to shield them-OK, no I sucked off a Blue Man after the show."
Feel free to make your own captions in the comments.
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